Theres something so nice about singing love songs to your cat

Jason ‘I like to throw axes at bullseye’ momoa

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no one in the world has a more punchable face than donald trump

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#nofreetakis

Have y'all EVER met a girl who wasn’t drop dead gorgeous? Because I fucking haven’t :)

it’s really weird how all the touted historical examples of “women” who “pretended” to be men seem to fall into two extremes:

1. women who did it for maybe a couple years at most on an extremely limited basis and usually not full time, died as women.

2. people who were men 100% of the time their whole adult lives and made explicit instructions to a trusted person to ensure they were remembered as a man even after death.

gee it’s almost like these two groups were totally separate and have completely different motivations or something. almost like it’s super obvious the 2nd category were all trans men and the only reason they aren’t remembered as men is due to transphobia.

Bro I wanna make my own custome ramen cup.

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Wow they really just let you put whole ass tabs of acid in there huh?

listen to yourself and watch your language.
instead of saying “sorry for ranting”, say “thank you for listening to me”.
instead of saying “sorry that i am overemotional”, say “thank you for trying to understand something difficult”.
instead of saying “sorry if i am a burden”, say “thank you for the time and energy you invest in our friendship”.
good things will come when you realize you are not an apology.

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in a few years there’s gonna be some sort of diagnosis for trauma from the internet because so many of us got exposed to porn or some other horrific thing at a young age and nobody 20 years ago could have prepared us for how fucking damaging the internet is to our mental health


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Anonymous asked: Maybe Jeff Bezos is only getting a divorce because he realised marriage is a type of union

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This is the best anon ask I’ve ever received.

Homes at Night, 2016 | by Todd Hido 
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“They did it while we were sleeping.
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They did it while we were sleeping.

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She’s doing a great job

I mean getting the government running is a priority RN. I’m sure Dems will get to it in time

Like they got around to closing Gitmo right?

the bill wasnt to fund ICE by itself the bill was to FUND THE GOVERNMENT PERIOD. Like seriously voting no to stop funding the government specifically to stop ICE from being funded is 1. not actually going to deal with the problem of abolishing ICE and 2. Only will continue to harm those who are affected by the shutdown. Like those whos families need the welfare programs that the bill voted to fund??

 If we want to abolish ICE you dont do that by just saying ‘hi i vote to stop funding it’ once?? it takes LEGISLATION and WORK. Not just voting on one bill that isnt even focused on the issue at hand. 

this is such a bullshit outrage piece and yall keep falling for it. incredible. 

in 2019 we ARE reading articles and making sure we comprehend their contents and we are NOT posting headlines and reacting in outrage without even attempting to accrue further information

Jordan Peele’s rebooting The Twilight Zone, which is awesome, but there is going to be a bunch of fake/racist sci-fi fans probably getting angry at him if he decides to do episodes about social issues specifically about race.

And let me just tell you as a HUGE Twilight Zone fan, the original show is 90% commentary on subjects like race, war, and even mental health.

Make Sci-Fi Political And Specifically Radically Liberal Again

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